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International Science Joke Day is a Hoot!

Posted on 5. November, 2010.

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Wednesday 3rd November 2010 was International Science Joke Day and the team at Science Reviews thought they would share with you some of the jokes that were flying around.

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.

What did the confused magnesium oxide say?!......Omg

You know what really suck? Vacuum

You can call a Helium atom anything you want. It won't react.

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel

How much does a policeman get paid for an evening’s work? Copper Nitrate

2 atoms run into each other on the street. “Are U OK?” “I’ve lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive!”

What did the nuclear physicist set for his status when he left on vacation? “Gone Fission”

A Superconductor enters a bar, asks for a drink, barman says: we don’t serve your type, he leaves without resistance

A neutrino walks into a bar, but doesn't order anything. It was just passing through.

What's a tachyon? A gluon that's not dry.

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon

Do you have any science-related jokes that you wish to share? If so, email info@sciencereviews.co.uk.